10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fold and live to fold again
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?