10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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