10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.