10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.