10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway