10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!