10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.