10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery