10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels