10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.