10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "No river, no fish."