10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.