10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.