10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Why not, when some because there are three.
"No river, no fish."
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.