10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson