10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth