10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.