10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester