10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers