10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.