10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."