10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.