10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.