10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Welcome to kicker school
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.