10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.