10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water