10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.