10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters