10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer