10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.