10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine