10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.