10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth