10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright