10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers