10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris