10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)