10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.