10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.