10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS