10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'