10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!