10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts