10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.