10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.