10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- It's Free To Fold...