10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.