10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow