10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!