10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim